non-game rp

[armcollector]

mostly a rollover post, for escaping captcha in memes, psls, etc

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[armcollector]

[Okay, weird dreams aside, Magnus is genuinely excited to live out his wildest, nigh-truest fantasies of being the very thing he holds so dear to his heart. It'd be cuter if the internet wasn't the way it was and made tfing into a dog with the intellect of a human, like, weird, but the internet has never set foot in Faerun (yet) so Magnus doesn't think it's weird at all.

In fact, he thinks it's probably going to be the coolest and definitely not at all a sex thing. Even if he's still annoyed that Taako didn't mention it was possible sooner. If Magnus had magic, he'd be burning through spell slots on the daily.

Not just to tf into a dog but mostly because magic is cool and Magnus is fucking jealous.

Anyway. He waits in his room by the door almost as if he's already an excited dog, tapping his foot on the ground to let out all his excess energy. Wait, Taako's incredibly drunk, isn't he? Will he be okay to come here on his own? Uhh, fuck, maybe he should text him again to make sure he's okay...]

[armcollector]

i've had sex before taako!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Today in phrases he never thought he'd have to send to his good friend Taako: that.

It takes Magnus less than ten minutes to reach the Fantasy Waffle House, and he came hungry. He almost brought his own silverware but then realized that might be weird. He's more than a little excited about the whole deal, okay. He barely gave himself the time to change out of his pajamas, even.

He lets the host know he's waiting for a friend and hangs out in the waiting area for Taako's arrival.]