armcollector: (spend too much of my life)
magnus "the hammer" burnsides ([personal profile] armcollector) wrote2017-04-30 09:41 pm

non-game rp

mostly a rollover post, for escaping captcha in memes, psls, etc
pocketspa: (« [Ugh] i don't have to i'm beautiful)

[personal profile] pocketspa 2018-06-03 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Some part of him, a part that spend ten years terribly alone, considers leaving right now. Just getting up and walking out and pretending all of this never happened hard enough to make it true. But this is-- it's Magnus. He's still not perfectly used to having people he wants to put in real effort for, or even feels obligated to such things. But Magnus cares about him. Magnus does, actually give a shit.

So it's kind of his job to give a shit back, right?]


I mean, I guess. Look, it's not-- I'm not Lup or like, you, okay, I don't do that whole love forever with sonatas and fancy outfits. He's just...

[He's just some guy, he wants to say, but he kind of feels like that's becoming less and less true.]

He just is, okay? He's not like, hurting me or anything. Like, hell, sometimes he might actually be too sweet? It's kind of a whole thing.
pocketspa: (« [Skeptical] the actual :/ face)

[personal profile] pocketspa 2018-06-08 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He crams more breakfast in his mouth just out of a need to be indignant.]

No, like, I think he's being super genuine and I'm a fucking mess, Mags, what else does it sound like?

[What if he yelled into these eggs? What if he did it? He idly takes a bite of toast, grimaces a little, and waves his hand to sprinkle some prestidigitation on there. Let's make that taste like toast now, thanks.]

I'm just tryin' to enjoy whatever I get before he wises up and figures out not every dude who offers to tentacle your dick is The One, okay.
pocketspa: (« [Oops] the key lime curse)

[personal profile] pocketspa 2018-06-13 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He realizes his mistake like a second too late, and groans, rolling his eyes.]

It's not a big deal! We went on like, two dates before the apocalypse, I cracked him outta the Astral Plane when the Hunger came through, there was this whole thing.

[How do you manage "it's not a big deal" and "it was this whole thing" in one paragraph? Well, Taako's trying.]

It's-- look, he has a great ass, alright.
pocketspa: (« [Glare] hey heres a thought fuck off)

[personal profile] pocketspa 2018-06-16 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Taako's looking at him with a face much too tight for his normal demeanor, waiting for the yelling or at least the judgement to start. And then it doesn't come and he just pops.]

That's it? I tell you I've been dating the Grim Reaper for months on end and you're just cool??

[What were you honestly expecting, Taako? He doesn't even know. Something that isn't this.]

I j-- you-- you're not gonna ask me a bunch of weird questions??? You're not gonna lecture me about, I don't know, necrophilia or some shit, I don't know!!! Just like that!

[He may have been anticipating this moment being... more crazy than it currently is.]
pocketspa: (« [Ugh] i don't have to i'm beautiful)

[personal profile] pocketspa 2018-07-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Frankly, Taako could care less about who's looking at him right now. He just feels super dumb for being worried about this, and therefore, that emotion is going outwards. Alright well, he's an idiot, what else is new. He looks towards Magnus with the best approximation of a :/ face, because damnit, how is he supposed to be mad now.]

No, god, I have standards Mags. I just thought you'd like... I dunno, be more mad I hadn't said anything, or you were still gonna be pissed cuz he tried to kill you or whatever.
pocketspa: (« [Sigh] you look like you're made of sa)

[personal profile] pocketspa 2018-07-21 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Magnus speaks and he slumps down into a pout, propping his head up with an elbow on the table.]

I mean, yeah, I just-- uuuuugh forget it.

[He moves his face over so he can just shove it into his hand. His next words are a bit muffled as a result.]

Now I just feel like a fucking moron for thinking you were gonna make a big deal out of this? Like I know... you, you were always gonna be chill, I don't know.