non-game rp

[armcollector]

mostly a rollover post, for escaping captcha in memes, psls, etc

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[armcollector]

[Oh fuck yes.

Magnus speeds after the ball. When he eventually picks it up, though, he does not bring it back. He trots off with it, finds a nice corner, and just gnaws at it a bunch. It's His Now, thanks.]

[spellslots]

[You know what? That's fine, he's just going to sit his butt down on the grass and wait for Magnus to get bored chewing on the ball.

Except then Taako gets bored like five minutes later and this time when he casts a spell, it's an illusion of a cat that meows at Magnus before running away.

Please chase the fake cat, Magnus, it'll be hilarious.]

[armcollector]

[Holy shit there's a cat. Fuck this ball. Where is it going???? Does it know something he doesn't???

He definitely bolts after the cat, barking a few times.]

[spellslots]

[Taako is like, doubled over laughing, as he watches Magnus chase a fake cat around the quad.

This spell lasts for ten minutes and he's absolutely keeping it going for that entire time, assuming that Dognus isn't going to make the wisdom saving throw necessary to realise it's fake.]

Get it, Mags! Get the cat!

[He's helping.]

[armcollector]

[Dognus goes ahead and tries the wisdom saving throw. Idk what his wis is as a dog but he rolled a nat 2 so. He's never been more convinced that is the real butt of a real cat he wants to sniff. Please god let him sniff that butt. He just wants to be friends, cat, he promises. He starts making the wildest noises that are like half between whines and barks as he continues to run, and run he does, straight into a small pile of trash bags that are lying out.

He pokes his head out of the trash bags. He's alright, he's good. He just really needs this cat to give him the time of day.]

[spellslots]

Aw, gross.

[Hopefully when Dognus is turned back into Magnus, the trash dog smell won't come with him.

Meanwhile the cat has found itself a perch just out of Dognus's reach and is tormenting him, because the cat is made by Taako and Taako is a shithead.]

[armcollector]

[Dognus does like a flailing maneuver at the cat, but can't jump quite high enough will all the stuff in his way so he mostly looks like a complete idiot trying to do a flip and faceplants.]