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[restinglichface]

Natch.

[But the woman is beaming smugly, looking all too confident in her abilities after turning a giant shark dick into a real meal. This is absolutely going on her resume later, right under 'Played Tag with the Hunger for forty-seven years' and 'Also didn't murder any of my shipmates during that time'.] But I'm glad you approve. Worlds better than just frying it up, right?

There were tons of other sharks in the lake so, y'know, if you ever want a round two, just hit me up.

[armcollector]

You can try it out next time, too.

[He feels sorta bad he made her cook for him without her getting any for herself.]

Or, uh, if you don't feel like dick, you could get, like. Any other part. A fin or something. Some tentacles.

[restinglichface]

[She'd hate to admit she's at least a little curious, especially if she's the one doing the prepwork, but there's always next time.]

You're just thirsting for more sharktopus in general. Got it. Maybe next time I'll make you work for it, big guy.