how much are you gonna pay me for a weird table? also what's your vision of weirdness. give me something to work with here that isn't piss. i don't need to know about your personal fetishes any more than i already do.
[ This week, Merle finally digs around in his own damn inventory and sees what he has in there. Jeez, he has a shitload of stuff.
including Boyland's axe??? with all of his beloved children's names carved into it? maybe he should like. give that to carey someday or something. wow. he forgot about it the instant he took it. ]
eh i got a bunch of stuff hanging around that i could trade you, we can figure it out.
now my vision of weirdness is kind of a folding chair where you sit in it and it folds up around you like a pea pod. like a clamshell with shag carpeting inside. and i stick my head out of it. and theres a hookup to a rope so i can loop it around stuff and pull it up if i need an emergency treehouse.
[ SIGNED, A GROWN MAN. ]
i mean its more practical than weird when i really think about it
yeah, practical, if you're a cat. i can probably do that, though. i was just fucking with you about the payment thing, i probably missed a birthday or something anyway.
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i can MAKE you a table that's weird.
we don't have to bring home a pee table.
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also what's your vision of weirdness. give me something to work with here that isn't piss. i don't need to know about your personal fetishes any more than i already do.
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including Boyland's axe??? with all of his beloved children's names carved into it? maybe he should like. give that to carey someday or something. wow. he forgot about it the instant he took it. ]
eh i got a bunch of stuff hanging around that i could trade you, we can figure it out.
now my vision of weirdness is kind of a folding chair where you sit in it and it folds up around you like a pea pod. like a clamshell with shag carpeting inside. and i stick my head out of it. and theres a hookup to a rope so i can loop it around stuff and pull it up if i need an emergency treehouse.
[ SIGNED, A GROWN MAN. ]
i mean its more practical than weird when i really think about it
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i can probably do that, though.
i was just fucking with you about the payment thing, i probably missed a birthday or something anyway.
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[ merle doesnt know when his birthday is 2k17 ]