[Magnus narrows his eyes at that. He particularly does not like his friends referring to themselves that way.
He's about to aggressively love his friend, but then he puts two and two together and remembers exactly whose dick was getting tentacled that one time.]
[He realizes his mistake like a second too late, and groans, rolling his eyes.]
It's not a big deal! We went on like, two dates before the apocalypse, I cracked him outta the Astral Plane when the Hunger came through, there was this whole thing.
[How do you manage "it's not a big deal" and "it was this whole thing" in one paragraph? Well, Taako's trying.]
[Magnus starts a few sentences, gets about as far as a few syllables, and stops them all in their tracks before he can even think of what he's going to say.
He opens his mouth again after a short pause. Closes it. And finally says,]
You're not a fucking mess, Taako. You're a really good person and he's lucky you're into his ass.
[Punctuated by shoving an ungodly amount of dressed and hot sauced hash brown into his mouth.]
[Taako's looking at him with a face much too tight for his normal demeanor, waiting for the yelling or at least the judgement to start. And then it doesn't come and he just pops.]
That's it? I tell you I've been dating the Grim Reaper for months on end and you're just cool??
[What were you honestly expecting, Taako? He doesn't even know. Something that isn't this.]
I j-- you-- you're not gonna ask me a bunch of weird questions??? You're not gonna lecture me about, I don't know, necrophilia or some shit, I don't know!!! Just like that!
[He may have been anticipating this moment being... more crazy than it currently is.]
[With Taako basically yelling at Magnus for not getting on his case about this, a lot of the attention in the diner is on them right now. Magnus is pretty aware of that, but he doesn't care that much? He's more weirded out about Taako right now, actually.
What's the problem with being fine with it, exactly? Magnus calmly swallows the huge chunk of food he just jammed into his mouth.]
Are you angry at me for not being angry at you for boning a skeleton man? I don't care whose junk you're on, dude. As long as it's not, like, Lucas -- that guy sucks. I'd judge you for dating Lucas.
[Frankly, Taako could care less about who's looking at him right now. He just feels super dumb for being worried about this, and therefore, that emotion is going outwards. Alright well, he's an idiot, what else is new. He looks towards Magnus with the best approximation of a :/ face, because damnit, how is he supposed to be mad now.]
No, god, I have standards Mags. I just thought you'd like... I dunno, be more mad I hadn't said anything, or you were still gonna be pissed cuz he tried to kill you or whatever.
No, dude, I like Kravitz. He turned out pretty alright, for a guy who tried to kill us. Besides, I haven't told you everything about my personal life.
[So like, what use would it be to hold it against Taako for not spilling the deets as soon as he had a date? It's not Magnus' business, really. As long as he's safe and happy. Which he hopes he is -- the offense Taako is taking here is a little suspicious, honestly.]
[Magnus speaks and he slumps down into a pout, propping his head up with an elbow on the table.]
I mean, yeah, I just-- uuuuugh forget it.
[He moves his face over so he can just shove it into his hand. His next words are a bit muffled as a result.]
Now I just feel like a fucking moron for thinking you were gonna make a big deal out of this? Like I know... you, you were always gonna be chill, I don't know.
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armcollector) wrote2017-04-30 09:41 pm
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He's about to aggressively love his friend, but then he puts two and two together and remembers exactly whose dick was getting tentacled that one time.]
You-- Kravitz???
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It's not a big deal! We went on like, two dates before the apocalypse, I cracked him outta the Astral Plane when the Hunger came through, there was this whole thing.
[How do you manage "it's not a big deal" and "it was this whole thing" in one paragraph? Well, Taako's trying.]
It's-- look, he has a great ass, alright.
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He opens his mouth again after a short pause. Closes it. And finally says,]
You're not a fucking mess, Taako. You're a really good person and he's lucky you're into his ass.
[Punctuated by shoving an ungodly amount of dressed and hot sauced hash brown into his mouth.]
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That's it? I tell you I've been dating the Grim Reaper for months on end and you're just cool??
[What were you honestly expecting, Taako? He doesn't even know. Something that isn't this.]
I j-- you-- you're not gonna ask me a bunch of weird questions??? You're not gonna lecture me about, I don't know, necrophilia or some shit, I don't know!!! Just like that!
[He may have been anticipating this moment being... more crazy than it currently is.]
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What's the problem with being fine with it, exactly? Magnus calmly swallows the huge chunk of food he just jammed into his mouth.]
Are you angry at me for not being angry at you for boning a skeleton man? I don't care whose junk you're on, dude. As long as it's not, like, Lucas -- that guy sucks. I'd judge you for dating Lucas.
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No, god, I have standards Mags. I just thought you'd like... I dunno, be more mad I hadn't said anything, or you were still gonna be pissed cuz he tried to kill you or whatever.
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[So like, what use would it be to hold it against Taako for not spilling the deets as soon as he had a date? It's not Magnus' business, really. As long as he's safe and happy. Which he hopes he is -- the offense Taako is taking here is a little suspicious, honestly.]
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I mean, yeah, I just-- uuuuugh forget it.
[He moves his face over so he can just shove it into his hand. His next words are a bit muffled as a result.]
Now I just feel like a fucking moron for thinking you were gonna make a big deal out of this? Like I know... you, you were always gonna be chill, I don't know.