I said elves don't need to sleep, not that I don't like sleeping. But sometimes you've got other priorities.

[He doesn't usually like to flaunt messing around like this in front of Magnus, because his biz isn't really Magnus' biz and People knowing Things about him is still uncomfortable. But he's willing to make an exception for how much it seems to outright bother Magnus, because that just makes it nine thousand percent funnier.]

But what, like, spendin' the night with an incredible guy and not having to stop the party train because I'm fucking unstoppable? 'Cuz now you're just soundin' real jealous my dude. Seriously, you wanna hang next time, we'll hook you up with someone cute. Or at least get you some coffee or whatever so you don't pass out at the bar.

[Mixing coffee and alcohol is fine right? Yeah. Sure.]